tavrosofnitram: “let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces” that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now! Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
ifyoucarryonthisway: i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo
When i'm eating breakfast and realize i'm late fot...
lunartes: please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010
frerard: if i hate you more than i hate myself then we have a problem
paynenvy: hahry: should i do homework or burn my school the first one sounds like a lot of work
multipack: sorry but i think we should break up, it’s not you it’s-a-me mario
daisyfairy: DAILY REMINDER THAT IT’S OKAY TO HATE THE PEOPLE WHO’VE TREATED YOU BADLY AND IT DOESN’T MAKE YOU A BAD PERSON
me: yeah i saw that last year on tumblr
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
meladoodle: it was love at first nude
harrypottersmum: I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
and here we see a visual representation of my life
coagulates: someone fall in love with me i am bored
peetasboxers: BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM THE BACK OF THEIR NECK AND YANK IT OVER THEIR HEAD THAT IS SO SEXUAL LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BOYS
Whenever my parents have guests over
whatshouldwecallme: When I was younger: Now:
if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off
Reblog if you've been told you have a nice butt.
am i in love or am i horny
gurry: Aren’t we all internet explorers?